How Can A Solo Traveler In Himachal Pradesh Get Laid?

So you took the call! Dumped the hot, humid & hassled life back home & set forth solo to rejuvenate the soul in the mesmeric allure, get wowed by the magnificent grandeur & fall straight under the spell of the magical cure. Aaahh the mesmerizing, majestic & magical mountains of Himachal. Okay, so you’re here and you’re living free like a bird in the sky. But, there’s this one dilemma you can’t stop thinking about, how can a solo traveler in Himachal Pradesh get laid? “Is there really a chance or shall I just stick to my spiritually uplifting but sexually depressing trip?” 

Well, of course there is grasshopper! There are heaps of chances. Infact if done right, it ‘can’ get so easy that you’re going to pack a big box of con*oms & travel the entire country after this! Until then sit back & relax cause you’re going to love this.. aand you’re gonna learn today! 

 

Now it’s pretty clear that solo travel has kicked up a storm within the country. Wanderlusts of all genders are flying, hitchhiking, driving and riding on a whim to destinations across the magnificent State. If you must know, such a shift in the location often heightens one’s morale & feeling of carpe diem. As a result, most of ‘em wants to get laid! Men, women, trans, all are driving a strong urge to let out those sensual desires. 

Girl Power

But if you come to think of it, does women really need an 'advice’ to get laid? God’s very own, an intelligently independent, exquisite creation. All she needs is a bath & she can step right into a single man’s wet dream! Yep, so we won’t be stressing about a woman’s desire. Nossir the divas don’t need any help! She points a finger at the man she wishes & the man comes flying into her arms. Although, few established ground rules can go a long way, so stick around. Also, visit Solo Travel in Himachal Simplified For Women to stay extra safe on your next independent trip.

For now, it’s our simple men we gonna usher to their socially acceptable lustful wishes. So leggo…

Game Of Hormones

Solo travel has let you in a world of quick fix. A fix for your sexually liberal desires wherein the conventional dating rules does not apply. Dozens of dreamy dates, dinners, daisies, forget about it. I mean you can go get some grub but just a good conversation over coffee or few beers does the trick.

You’re a traveler open for an all together new experience moreover, travel is an excellent designer for casual s*x. As such, in here you’d make a connection & you’d make it quick. Why? Because, just like you have to get back home in few days/weeks, even she has to book her return tickets once she hooks up with a cool, fun guy like you!

It could be as simple as “Hey, how do I get to Kasol? If they are warm & friendly, carry on with the conversation & use that as a segue to get their number, social media handles or simply ask them to join you for a coffee or drinks. If this is too much for you & you need a complete tutorial, then visit How To Convince A Girl To Date You In Himachal!

It don’t matter if you’re an Indian, European, hippie, doctor or a call center employee. The only traits that matter is that you’re safe, sweet, sensible, stimulating & not a creep or a cheesy Casanova.

Remember, you don’t have to invest time to build a foundation for some ‘relationship’ in here. You & them both have limited hours, so make it easy, have sheer fun & use protection. The best part will be that every encounter you’d have will involve zero commitment with complete absence of complications. You’re here in Shimla, you’d leave in 2 days. Probably, you might bump into ‘em in some pub in Gurgaon or somewhere else, when you have a wife & 2 kids!

But, if you already got a wife & kids, still, you’re looking for some outside action then close this link right away! Because you’re a lying dirtbag & once Karma strikes, your d*ck will shrivel & become a useless husk anyway!

The Game Plan

Choosing a nest to bring your fook buddy to, will play a keen role. You don’t want to put up far off from the main town. The out of town locations might fall cheaper & give you some dope views but it might not help bring girls back in there. Most travelling queens on a few days hop or a week tops, will like to stay within the hustle of the town. As it’s safe & easy to jet off to famous locations with rides easily accessible. Moreover, the ones looking to party will stay within the happening areas.  

The rest, searching for their souls from months, will stay aloof & won’t like to get down anyways or has already been there done that. You don’t want em you don’t want to trouble em.

Now, you will have a plethora of options among Hostels, hotels & homestays (including Couchsurfing, B&B). If planning to check-in a hostel(which you should) then get a private room cause otherwise in a noisy dorm full of jealous dudes/dudettes, you’re not getting laid.

In homestays too, the owners might frown upon bringing in your fook buddies or some will straight up refuse & even throw your a** out! So stick to hostels & hotels. To scratch out any unwanted issues, try to get as pally with the receptionists/managers as you can.

In a lot of hip towns like Mcleodganj, there are many private properties in & around the main market turned into hotels. There might not be a proper receptionist/managers but mere workers & care takers. And they are least concerned even if you’re having quiet orgies in there. Moreover, these are not some shabby or shady hotels but decently furnished & neat properties. So the classical “back to mine?” will work out like a charm with such hotels.

To get to these haunts, you won’t need to even lift a finger. The owners employ men who hangs around the drop off site for buses and taxis. Once they identify you as a newbie, they will come to you, confirm your needs & thereby take you to check out & check-in into the multitude of tiny but comfortable hotels.

Once you check in a hostel/hotel, find out who’s around you, for how long & learn the lay of the land. Just being fun, sociable & being open minded will open up such pleasant avenues that you might not have even planned for in your wildest dreams! You might get invited to a low key party, a cool gathering or an out of control rave! You’d get zillions of opportunities in there & you might end up making out on somebody’s couch, on a terrace or in the middle of a forest!

 — — — — Treat her nice, once ya'll ‘do it’! You two might become something special than just a hook-up! (more on that a lil later). Most importantly, use protection.— — — — — 


If you wish to go a step ahead & dig out the secret world of raves then visit Parties of Himachal right away!

Few hostels that you might want to check out:

Zostel (Manali, Chitkul, Spiti, Bir, Mcleodganj, Dalhousie, Shimla)
The Hosteller (Bir, Kasol, Manali, Mcleodganj)
Backpacker Panda (Kullu, Manali, Jibhi, Dharamshala, Kasol)
Nomads hostels (Kasol)
Yolo, Manali

Sexy Scene#1

Last when I was travelling in Mcleodganj, I got talking to 2 local Tibetian dudes whilst having coffee at a rooftoop cafe. After a quick bake sesh they invited me to their friend’s place where 2 Irani girls joined us out of whom 1 was supposedly going out with one of my Tibetan new found friends. Later, the man bun sporting bf blurted out how he had not even kissed the girl & they exchanged letters whilst living in the same town as he feared his wife. lol!!

Anyhow, everybody seemed decently upbeat after a few round of beers so we moved on to a local discotheque. Which was essentially just a small dance floor with a tiny dj booth and chairs/couches on the side of the top floor in the 3 storey building .

Back at the friend’s place I had felt the vibes with the 'gf', as she kept touching me & seemed overly amused even on my most lame jokes. Now at the disc, the bf passed out after drinking like a horse, on top of the psychedelic pills he was flying on. 5 minutes later I found his girl grinding to my crotch! That was it, I realized I had experienced girls erotically rubbing against my body in clubs many times before but I never got laid in Mclleo!

So I held her hand, we flew down the floor & made out like 2 drunken rabbits in the dimly lit washroom! Next day, the bf showed me a letter he had freshly written for her. I chuckled, wished him godspeed & walked away to meet his 'gf'. Just another day! 

Keep’Em Coming, Sky Is The Limit

Honestly this one time I was sheer lucky to get laid ‘twice’ just after screwing.. I mean meeting up few people. This didn’t happen all the time. You got to grow your reach like B.J.P did before elections. Chitter chatter with everyone you meet in cafes, lobbies, bars, streets, shops etc. You don’t want to be a boring sloth, but a cool prowling wolf. So keep on advancing. These are not bustling by lanes of Mumbai with stressed out folks. But golden pathways of idyllic towns where everyone is gay(happy&free), relaxed & open for new connections. 

If nothing, you’re only going to make some cool new friends. Although, do not put on an act and be somebody you’re not or show extra affection, as if you just drank the whole bar or smoked an entire tree. But be yourself, stay cheerfully calm, collected & chillax. You got this, you’re going to persuade anyone, anytime & anywhere.

Be The Po*nstar Of Their Tourist Diaries

Being in a famous tourist destination, you’re going to find yourself at certain sights where scores of tourists congregate. Be it at the Ridge ( Shimla), Mall road (Manali) or at the main market in Kasauli. In here, most single women will want to create a strong selfie game for their FB or Instagram, at the same time, yearn to fill their bucket list for delicious encounters with an interesting man who has a con*om. You are going to be that man. 

Once you set your eyes on a cute one, walk up to her and introduce yourself. Walk as you talk & if shes with friends, make’em feel special too. (Do not ever neglect their besties. Their besties are like their guardian angels. If they say no, means no). But, do focus on the one you like & give your complete attention, instead of contemplating in your mind, if Dhoni will retire or not!

Else, it might get awkward & so will your plans to get her in your pants.

Important:

•  Google delightful local facts, as knowledge will pave your way for a quicker lay.
•  Do not try to be over the top funny. You’re neither seeking a gf, nor you’re a needy clown!   You don’t wish to release tension but build sexual tension.
•  Keep the humor explicit and the conversation on default light-hearted.
•  Avoid politics/ PKMKB & list off where/how you’ve traveled/done several cities/countries.   Nobody cares! Especially the ones who wants to get jiggy! 

Now remember, in here you’re going to set an impromptu date. Once you make'em comfortable with your unexpected but benign presence, escalate the vibe by asking her out for a coffee, drink or a quick meal. Escalating is the key to your success. However, if they can’t do that, then ask for her Whatsapp or FB & try to fix a time for later.

Do not push, as by now, you’ve built a rapport, they know you’re a cool guy & you got their attention, so you will get her time & punaanny!

Also, at any point you feel they’re not responding, that simply means they aren’t interested. Your insistence might be called harassment. Leave’em alone & walk away graciously for greener pastures.

Now, I doubt that I need to let you know to keep your data recharged. Most of the free WIFI zones like restros/cafes will get shut by 9–10 pm so do not rely on them. Else, you’d miss on those Whatsapp texts for late booty calls. Jio works best in Himachal, as such avoid any other, unless you wish to stay dry!

After the first meetup & consequent intermission, call/message her soon to get together before some dreamy guy takes her under his wings & give her, his shhlong! It don’t matter if you look desperate. You got few days, so expect a small window & make the best out of it. Time is of the essence. 

Now let’s say, if the ‘get-you-laid’’ Gods are busy & she decides to skip on you. Which will be rare(Women barely flake while travelling), still, you should have a back up’s number ready to drop a line & make a move. Improvisation is the key to your doable sexual fantasy.

On a bus to Nude town 

Whilst traveling within incredible Himachal, you will be boarding a lot of buses, if not taxi cabs. So, if motion sickness doesn’t kill you, it’l only make your hook-up game stronger. There’s both ordinary HRTCHP buses & luxury Volvos available, as such, you might be able to take your pick on most routes. Either way you’d get a lot of opportunities to meet beautiful strangers, as lot of solo travelers do opt for a bus.

If you’re traveling in the Shivaliks, then you do have an option of boarding a toy train on the picturesque 7 hr long Kalka to Shimla route. On it, you'd get ample time to serenade a cutie as you travel, since this train is quite famous, adequately luxurious & hence a favorite choice of many. 

Ronil Baruah, Toy Train Of Shimla, CC BY-SA 4.0

Avoid traveling by road on this route. Why? Well, find out the reason on Kalka - Shimla Road To 72 Virgins!

As you go around in a bus/train, sit as close to the opposite gender. Let’s say if they’re sitting kinda far away, then try to switch seats with the ones beside’em. Do remember to sound extremely polite when you request passengers to switch. The locals of the State are courteous & considerate so if you act the same way they do, it’l go as easy & smooth as possible. Although, in awkward situations, let the co passengers think as they please. You’re not going to see’em again & the final outcome will be worth the weird reactions.

Cbarr (WMF) at meta Wikimedia Foundation., RobGrindes-shrug-143px, CC BY-SA 3.0

To break the ice you might want to carry along some irresistible chocolates, vodka or games. Try not to get any other alcohol, cause the smell might get you kicked out of the bus. And do not offer booze without any consideration. Rather ask’em first if they drink before you even flash it. Do not drink around’em if they say they’re a teetotaler.

Also, try not to offer exotic candies from an open packet or container, else it might make’em feel as if you’re trying to drug’em! So open the sealed goodies right in front of’em. Do all this after an initial conversation that might make’em feel comfortable around you. Don’t just start offering goods as if you’re Santa Claus & freak em out!

It’s everywhere you go

From time immemorial, cinema has constantly fed us make believe situations wherein the guy meets girl in parties, clubs & bars. They sing songs & then hump their brains out. You need to get out of that setup. If you ask me, I met some real cool, crazy & cute women in shops, offices, buses, religious feats & treks. Lemme illustrate with this next sexy scene.

Sexy Scene#2

It was the wintry months of January-February when I reached among the rhythmic swaying rhododendron, pine & conifer trees in the magnificent mountains for a couple of months stay. Once settled, I needed internet connection for my work, so my hotel employee suggested to get a broadband business plan from a local internet provider as the hotel’s free WiFi was of no good for my needs. As such, I walked to the service provider’s office.

The office was inside a shop with a shutter, where a lone girl was buried in her desktop. Honestly I didn’t had nothing but an internet connection on my mind until she looked up & gave me the widest smile I got in that whole week. Could have been customer service but I was already on a plan. We got talking, mostly about my unnecessary internet needs in the beginning then I shifted the conversation to everything else.

Happily, she was more than eager to talk to me about everything unrelated to her work profile. To my amusement, she even mentioned that she initially took me for a Russian which I didn’t buy but was happy that she was contemplating my background from the very go. I had dropped in during the closing hours, so it was easy to take her out & continue with the bon homie. I helped her bring down the shutters of the office, our bodies rubbed against each other but she barely flinched. That made me further light up & I felt somewhat turned on, I am sure she felt it too!!

We went for a quick coffee where I asked her to help me with the broadband setup back at my place. I clearly knew it wasn’t part of her profile but that was the smoothest reason to take her back to my hideout. She readily agreed, so we went back to my place with a burning sensation. Without wasting much time we made out right on my working table!

Unlucky for me, being in a small town the employees of the hotel recognized her. And she couldn’t come back again to my place after the 3rd straight day. But safe to say, both of us had a jolly good time!

The Game Of Tinder

Now, from time & again I have heard many losers referring to Tinder as a colossal failure. Well, to those dummies I must inform that Tinder is ranked at number 1 among a deluge of dating apps in India & has been valued at 3 billion US dollars across the world! I highly doubt a failed dating app can be worth that magnitude! If every user think it s*cks, then who’s bringing the owners those fortunes? Take my example, before I found my sweetheart, I hooked up with as many ladies through Tinder, as the total number of local residents in Kasol!

So get rid of the false opinions & download Tinder right away! Once on it, buy the reasonably priced Tinder plus & begin swiping in the areas you’re going to hit. If you’re vary of the situation wherein your date asks you, “so how did you managed to show up in a different State”. Just say you had extra store credits so you decided to use it for a good cause! Or else be honest, “Whatever I did, it worked out best for the two of us!

Lemme make it real clear, Tinder is going to turn out to be your best bud when looking out for a hookup while solo traveling. Moreover, on it the awkwardness of being on a dating app will bounce right off the wall when you’re clear of the fact that you’re looking out for a mere swing.

Just remember to limit the distance to less than a Kilometer radius within the town you’re in so you match with the ladies putting up in the same town. Also, do mention in your profile that you’re traveling, so your intentions remain clear both to the locals & other horny travelers. 

Always use protection, just like you, STDs travel solo too!

The locals 

Now, it is imperative for you to understand that the residents of H.P is way more conservative than the States/countries you are travelling from. Folks are too protective of their culture most importantly their beautiful women. So, if you’re trying to talk to a gorgeous local girl in public & if any local men notices that, then you might want to drop the act & bolt like Usain! Most residents, who do not work for Himachal tourism or the hospitality industry, dislike tourist. Well you can’t blame’em when some bad apples among tourists are bent on making life miserable for'em!

So, unless an attractive local come try to start a conversation with you, try staying kilometers away from’em when trying to feed your hormonal urges. Play your ‘out of town strange’ card only if there is an opportunity out of sheer luck. Like the one I saw in Sexyscene#2. Other than that, do not try to dig an opportunity in public. 

And if you’re a solo woman in public or not, by all means go for it!

How Not To Catch Cupid

If you’re going to hook-up while traveling, then chances are you might catch those dreaded feelings of love dovey too! It’s a textbook rule for love, it can happen anytime, anywhere & to anybody! What takes off as a one night stand, can sky rocket into something real. Now, I don’t know if that’l be good for you or not but my plan is to get you laid, so focus on the former. Love at first sight is b.s, you’re going to get horny first! 

Now I haven't been bitten by the love bug while traveling, however it did caught up to me eventually. But that’s a story for a different blog.

You, my solo friend will get laid in the first 24 hours & then later, let the sparks or pigs fly if they’re meant to. While traveling, your mind is fresh as a daisy. It wants to explore like a child & make swift connections. 

You met a pretty damsel, you really dig her but she’s going to leave back home in a few & you’re thinking,” Wow, she’s probably the one, I got to make her feel special!”. No, you’re not! You’re going to get in the sack with her & that’s that. Later, you put a ring on her or buy her a S.U.V, it’s all upon you.

 — ——  — But treat her nice, no matter what. There is no plan B for this situation -—-— —

You might like her but do not mistake those feelings for some kind of supreme love! Cause it’s not, it’s just your gay mind playing a quick one on you.

You’re going to be the guy she made out on the terrace of your hostel/hotel under the big blue sky, cause you weren’t allowed inside! Inside the hotel/hostel I mean!..lol! Or, you’re going to be the guy she shared a passionate kiss before she hopped on the bus.

You will seize the moment, you will make your move & you’re going to find out how far you can go with her. I repeat again, do not mistake your sissy feelings for love. It just seems precious because of the time & place you’re at in your life. This will just be a story over drinks for another day. For now, you’re not going to chase a traveling romance from the onset & end up delaying the inevitable fornication.

Especially for the ladies, stay away from the mush! You might bump into some sweet, suave & sly men who’d be gallivanting with you just cause they’re bored of their partners. Avoid getting your heart broken & once done with the deed, get away from the guy far far away to China!

In The End

It don’t matter how many gaffes you make, how many times you kill the vibe and how many folks turn you down. All that’l matter is that you took risks, you made memories & you boinked! You’d reminiscence these memories all your life, you’d be proud & you’d hold on your self respect cause you treated everybody like a human & you used a con*om. So the next time anybody asks you,”How does a solo traveler in Himachal Pradesh get laid?”. Tell'em your story, your sexy scenes. It'l be fun cause everybody knows, fun rules!

Cheerios!

Disclaimer: This blog under No circumstances propagate deviant, perverted or sexually predatory behavior. The content is strictly meant for consensual & sane adults.